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Help My Poo’s On The Loose
Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven.
Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings
Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long.
Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear
There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time.
Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers
William’s got two bones to pick this week.
Help I Got Sixty-Blinded
A G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details
Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels
Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute.
Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with Secret Santa!
Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button
The boys are back, and with a lot to catch up on!
Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful.
Help William’s Got A Hard Out
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio.
Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
The boys are playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment.
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor.
Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load
It’s story time featuring a special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load.
Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a ive-aggressive text.
Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy
The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks.
Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis, while William’s been to Sweden (Voooodpecker!)
Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings
Love is in the air as the boys dive into their first date.
Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the meaning of his name
Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours
The boys are gearing up for another road trip.
Help He Keeps Licking My Toes
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a teenage fling in Tenerife.
Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth.
Help I’m Lady Garden
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews.
Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys
Help It Squirted In My Eye
Jordan has a case of pink eye cause by a foreign liquid.
Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva.
Help We're Getting Smashed
It’s birthday week and the boys are getting jolly.
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven!
Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt.
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party.
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight.
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge.
