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Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis, while William’s been to Sweden (Voooodpecker!)
Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings
Love is in the air as the boys dive into their first date.
Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the meaning of his name
Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours
The boys are gearing up for another road trip.
Help He Keeps Licking My Toes
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a teenage fling in Tenerife.
Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth.
Help I’m Lady Garden
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews.
Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys
Help It Squirted In My Eye
Jordan has a case of pink eye cause by a foreign liquid.
Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva.
Help We're Getting Smashed
It’s birthday week and the boys are getting jolly.
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven!
Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt.
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party.
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight.
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge.
Help My Poo Ruined Pudding
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio.
Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception.
Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail
The G&Divas need help with a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.
Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question.
Help He Tinkled On My Toes
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week.
Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull
Jordan's keen to celebrate Burnley's return to the Premier League next season.
Help He’s Growing A Mullet
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed.
Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck
It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries!
Help He Violated My Toothbrush
BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, as well as the Fedora.
Evita, Air Fryers and Horny Ben
The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle.
Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette
William’s had a week of highs and lows and Jordan has been a titanic let down.
The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls
William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist.
Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach
William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat!
Grammar, Secret Words, and Old Friends
The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William.