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No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans
Live from Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics and fraud.
No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
Live from Manchester Dan, James, Anna & Andy chat time travel, militias and hydrology
No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship
Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and edits.
No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility
Live from Perth Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes & selenian spirituality.
No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games & breakdancing.
No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses.
No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss LARPing, secret messages & hidden ink
No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican
Live from Brisbane Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers & toddlers
No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water
2024 outtakes: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss paintball, phone boxes and guillotines.
No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk
Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna & Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck chat batons, rice & cats.
No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan & Barry Munday.
No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast
Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna & Josh chat planes, princesses & perverts.
No Such Thing As A Glof Club
A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour.
No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.
No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards
Valentine's Day special: The Fish chat flirting, love and getting together.
No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints & British Jaguars.
No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats.
No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage
Dan, James, Andy and Anna chat diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull & Istanbul.
No Such Thing As Pyramids in Johannesburg
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs.
No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon
No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, and chat about hands, ears, mats & macaques
No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters.
No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches.
No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos.
No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine
The Fish discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles.
No Such Thing As Clean Victoria
Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss sexy socks, squeezy toothpaste, Daniel Day Lewis & Gandy.
No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte.
No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome.
No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey.
