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Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews
William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions.
Help I Stole A Dead Dog
We hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people’s luggage on a train.
Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs
William's busy keeping up with the football and tennis.
Help Producer Ben Is Engaged
The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat!
Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions
Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club and William's throwing insults.
Help My Grandparents Are Nudists
The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings.
Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits
The G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted Sports Day!
Help William Vetoed The Episode Title
William's embracing the "Brat Summer" and Jordan is preparing for a couple of visitors.
Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs
Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method.
Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots
A listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend.
Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks
What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking?
Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname
Jordan’s got a new nickname for William and there's plenty more of your dilemmas.
Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers
Jordan's had a flash of inspiration and William's warming to comedy hotel door hangers.
Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear
William and Jordan discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean.
School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks
Jordan and William reminisce about their school days.
Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer
William reveals his funeral plans.
ive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil
William’s ive Aggressive Text of the Week is back!
Help It’s William’s Birthday!
It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest.
Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club
The ladies have teamed up with William and Jordan from Help I Sexted My Boss!
William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories.
Help I Flashed My Flaps
The boys are back from their “relaxing” holidays... And they have a lot to catch up on!
Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups
The G&Divas share all the weirdest gifts they've ever received.
Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair
William has a new Etiquettemology jingle!
William’s Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics
Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William's latest accolade.
Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo
William’s fame has reached new heights!
Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names
The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance.
Help I’m Still Wearing The Strap-On
we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich!
Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales
William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague.
Help I Got A Gassy Greeting
The boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours.
Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter
D isn’t the only thing being spotted, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine.
Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box
The boys hear about a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.