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Help I’m Non-Mahogany
There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios.
Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers
An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour.
Help I Kegged Myself
Find out how Jordan got his golden tan from his luxury holiday to "Skegness".
Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam
A Jordan North showreel from 10 years ago resurfaces…
Help We've Got Some News To Share
The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book).
Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring
William and Jordan attempt to work out what's common and what's not.
Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin
Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests.
So Long, Farewell…
It's been some year for the podcast, so it's about time we hit you with a sucker punch.
Help I’ve Got No Rizz
William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party.
Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve
Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot.
Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole
It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t know whether to laugh or cry...
Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole
The pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters.
The Sexted Awards 2023
The boys listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023!
Help I’m Still Balls Deep
Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind.
Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks
The boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on.
Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the first time
Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper.
Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds.
Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles
William's got a face like a smacked arse.
Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday
The boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away.
Drinks, DJ’s and Dixon Dallas
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin!
Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach
A cape/cloak update from William leads to a unique superhero catchphrase being coined.
Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking
William tests Jordan's knowledge of country music.
Help It's The Valentines Special
Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben.
Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness
Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas?
Help There’s A Tissue Issue
There’s a rather large elephant in the room…
Curls, Call-outs and Capital
William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news!
Help I’m A Semen Specialist
Jordan reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone.
Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan
The boys invite cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan to help answer your cleaning dilemmas.
Help I’ve Been Banged Up
Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be?
Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass
Jordan’s been smashing up the studio and there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks.
