5. The greatest gift of all
For a more extreme microbial makeover, you might consider a stool transplant. People with healthy gut bacteria are used as donors, and screened to make sure they are disease-free. Samples from their stools can then be implanted through a tube which is inserted either into the recipient’s colon, or their nose.
These transplants can be a life-saver for people who are seriously ill with bacterial diseases such as Clostridium difficil, which can infect the bowel and cause diarrhoea.
6. Take a crapsule
If that idea turns your stomach, try popping a ‘crapsule’. Stools from healthy donors are freeze-dried ready for processing. They are filtered into acid resistant capsules which can withstand the journey through the strong digestive juices in your stomach.
They finally break open inside your lower intestine, where they release their bacterial inhabitants, ready to take up residence in their cosy new home.